1026g. Based on the amount of visible water volume, and a guess of more above that subtracted from the total weight.

There is an “i”, it in the A hole.

Folding phones are hardly a necessary advance. They’re the next 3D TV.

Canadians to US Ambassador: “Ligma.”

“How dare Canada enact targeted action in response to our targeted action. It’s not fair!”

🎻

For free???

Driving? You’re fine.

Drifting? You’ll get yer peepee whacked.

Let me try again.

Exactly! The diagram is simply a schematic.

No question here, just a friendly hello from neighbouring Canada. 👋

Do, ecosystem collapse due to human activity is actually hastening the return of the Saviour?? 🤔

It’s more of a choose-your-own-adventure kind of thing. Do you:

1. spray the room and everything and everyone in it?
2. sacrifice your shirt sleeve and possibly your lap as well?
3. hope your hand or hands can contain it all?
4. let loose on the floor, where only the floor and possibly your footwear is at risk?
5. Bellagio Fountains, everyone gets to participate!

I remember this. Back in the heyday of Chrysler concepts. This was near, but the 4-door Lambo concept was the one I’m mourning.

Bless you.

I hope Cheeto visits Canada. I’ll make sure to have some nice over-ripe durians ready to balistically gift to his face.

Heather doesn’t lock her computer when she walks away. Don’t be like Heather.

Screw that limited thinking, we’re turning these things into skyscraper windows. Sure, your world will look green and murky, but you won’t need blinds, and you’ll get much needed oxygen into that dusty old cube farm you call “work”.

Yes, it is.

It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.

Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it’s impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don’t actually burn, that’s just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.

Prove me wrong.