“Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.”

<Mariah intensifies>

McRob is how they rob banks in Scotland

Not sure sure about about fancy, but yes, it’s Swiss cheese. It originated in a part of Switzerland, which also has a museum dedicated to the work of H.R. Giger, the guy who designed the Alien in the film of the same name. Some of his art is… weird. There’s an 8ft tall Alien on the third floor.

Instructions unclear. Removed dishwasher door. Dishwasher is now attempting to wash entire kitchen. Please advise.

In the UK (not sure about anywhere else) you can buy bacon without Nitrates. ‘Naked Bacon’ is in sainsburys, tesco, etc. Been buying it for years.

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Yes. No. (No sensible approaches to anything at the start of a horror film ;))

“Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat, with you” - Paul Young

“I set fire, to Lorraine” by Adele (set fire to the rain). “Parrot, parrot, parrot eyes” by Coldplay (Paradise)

Sky TV takes ‘The Last of Us’ from HBO, which has no commercials, puts commercials in it and then charges you if you want to skip those commercials.

Sky TV in the UK charge you to skip commercials, when they put the commercials in the programmes.

B

Correct. Never heard of him. Sounds like a fat man at a wedding.

*yolk

There is no such thing as an illegal egg

What a great name for a book…

How many deluxe sex toys did you buy?

Goodbye

Maybe they could buy a spare one from AliBaba. Maybe that would help…

https://www.reuters.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/alibaba-releases-ai-model-it-claims-surpasses-deepseek-v3-2025-01-29/

I’m not from the US, but I think it’s 3 Musketeers:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Musketeers_(chocolate_bar)