spudnik [he/him, they/them]

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Tom from Trillbillies is fond of “couldn’t organize a late night run to Taco Bell” if you’re looking for more and haven’t heard that one yet

Me too, and also if I’m on the phone to my family or friends from home I apparently code switch back to having a slight accent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boustrophedon

The ancient Greeks agree!

The information I needed from the lovely Dr. Partner: are we going to make beef stroganoff tonight?

The text I sent: “Are you still planning on strokin’ off some beef tonight?” Kinda proud of that one, despite being juvenile and extremely low hanging fruit

One of the world’s greatest feelings, hell yeah

Love to see Chad continue to live up to its name

Tainted Love takes on a whole new meaning lol

It never really struck me that way with any consistency, but it definitely felt pretty millennial from time to time

Ok right on, that’s sort of the gist I was imagining. I am a little bit familiar with the game generally, my partner played it quite a bit at one point. The steep learning curve is what has kept me from trying it so far. The cheese tactics being widely accepted as normal is a fun layer to it though, idk why that part is appealing. My partner watched a streamer play a no pause run and had to explain why that was so impressive and not at all a thing most people do.

I am unfamiliar with the specifics of that game, but none of that sounds good lol. Glad the practice got applied to keeping your cat safely inside

That’s such a perfect application

All the bars actually had “BRIBE” engraved on them. Otherwise it’s just sparkling lobbying

The “Always be closing” monologue from Glengarry Glen Ross, but the C stands for “Crankin’ that hog” instead

The chosen one!

The cybertruck is the transformer version of The Grunter

Here I was thinking I was going to have to post some about death grips and painting my nails black or something to smoke you out again. I’m honestly embarrassed that I’m so online I didn’t need the hint. Glad you are also back after a short break and a name change!