Thanks for the clarification at first I just saw two heads 🤣

Definitely more of a T&A fan myself, but you do you honey 😉

We used to get support for 5-9 years… the company is still unimaginably wealthy, but the fucking accountant-in-chief decided that he needed a few more Ferraris.

Tim Cook can eat a dick… (Or maybe that should’ve been pussy? I don’t want him to enjoy it.) 😅

Especially if you bump the OS 8 versions for no fucking reason… oh no wait! Rounded corners and a jellybean aesthetic were totally worth it 🤮 Tim Cook’s victory lap before he dies is to relive the early 2K 🍭

Bingo… it’s like 3.9* iOSes out of date and my broke ass can’t afford an upgrade after paying 1.8K for a fucking phone 2 years ago.

*8 if we’re counting the bullshit version bump iOS 26 😝

LOL 😂

I mean, buying a two year-old one is probably the only way to guarantee that you don’t have to fucking root it with a bunch of ADB commands… at least one of which will be left out of the tutorial, which you will have to watch five times, on reduced speed, because it’s a video tutorial made by a 13 year old or developer with a thick accent*.

• I’m going to get called out for racism here… it’s not. I love anyone who takes the time and effort to put together a tutorial that I need to watch to get stuff done… but I do miss written instructions 😢

Strongly agree… although this BS has given me pause for thought several times.

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Totally feels like they broke scrolling with the edge-to-edge screens to me. You should be able to lock it to the volume buttons or something…

Like I swear somewhere back 5 phones ago you could comfortably rest fingers on the screen, but they got a big chubby for cramming gestures into everything. IDK, probably every feature fucks some portion of the population… but this feels completely solvable.

Makes sense to me. Honestly can’t say I’ve seen that one before and I’ve seen a lot of printers marks… so I guessed at the high speed bit because that’s a bit newer than most of the stuff I’ve been trained on.

JFC… I’m going back to chrome 😉

Maybe something for checking the calibration of the high speed cameras on their assembly line?

Meh… I can live with un-ticking 5 boxes or whatever…

It’s hissssstory 😅

Cave Eagle

Lizard people confirmed!

Depends on if you’re on a hill?

It’s a tough time of year, and coordinating more than one person seems a lot harder than it used to be. Be good to yourself and each other.

Meh…. Japan’s been pitching holographic data storage since the early 2Ks — at least —LMK when I can buy a magic holographic zip drive and I’ll be back.

Meh… I used it until they started trying to change money… the first time? No real interest in how they were trying to butcher the pig since I left the luau 😝