Lovely pussy… I have a calico too ;-)

I have no excuse. Well desk space… but keyboards are not the limiting factor :-)

Genius!

What really bakes my noodle is according to 2CB-guy… and let’s just call him the giraffe, the other half of the rink was rented out for a swingers party that same night.

Bunch of mattresses and blankets on the floor… and, well… swingers doing their thing.

Good Times© 😝

Oh man! Here goes:

I’m with a bunch of friends at a rave in Mountain View maybe (Mid 90’s Bay Area, CA, USA) and it’s at a roller rink so they have a full concession stand.

Most of us are on E, which the dealer warned us was a little fresh i.e. damp so we should let it dry a bit if we were going to put it up our noses —which we did not. But he’s also get 2CB which one of my friends really wanted to try.

FF a few hours, we’ve a peaked and a kind of wandering around. We go and check out the concession stand, most of us get some kind of candy and water, I had a 4 foot RedVine wrapped around my neck… 2CB guy gets 2 hotdogs and a Mountain Dew™

Walking off to find a spot to rest 2CB guy gets confronted by this tiny little hippie chick. One hand in the middle of his chest she traces the outline of a house with the other, making sure to flick each nipple.

She then says “This is your body. Your body is the temple!” She points at the remaining hotdog and says, “This is the animal, the animal does not belong in the temple!”

My buddy looks her right in the eyes and pretty much eats the last hotdog in two bites.

Honestly never thought much of the guy… guess he won, I’m going to go delete the Frogger episode. The only one worth pirating 😝🦜

I just kind glanced at your post and thought “Yeah, of course cafes in Paris are clothing optional…”

Then I thought she had like a hairless playboy bunny tail, because I don’t actually know what one looks like shaved or whatever… and it was just all down hill from there.

🤣

Also, a few side effects.

Uhhhhh… budddddy. Hopefully this didn’t happen to you. If it did you’re parents were kinda dicks 😔

Exactly! Were going to get you on the raw gerbil-milk diet, boost your immune system and kick those nasty n-grams right out of your poor cortex :-)

Everyones someones aspie 😎

The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide are well known 🤣

Sigh… here goes: because then they could “fix” it.

Dirty Mike? Me and the boys have been looking for you since that thing we did in New York all those years ago…

Just tell me what day kashrut law permits me to listen to Sublime, and I’ll do it… I have no desire to offend the old gods or the new.

Joe Rogan for King of America you heard it here first!

I remembered Fear Factor a few months ago and felt sad, then old, then sad again.

Flux even looking at the results… Amiright? 🤣

TIL Vice News is back… again.

My ex had herself declared sane by 3 separate doctors ;-)

The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink.

One less think helps him be 2x faster than all previous presidents ;-)