Aber “Merz, leck Eier” ist immer noch eine Aufforderung. Erst als “Merz leckt Eier” wird es zu einer Behauptung.

Juden?

Hier wirbt die grüne Kandidatin für das Landratsamt, die einzige Frau unter allen Kandidaten, auf Plakaten mit blauem Hintergrund und ohne Nennung der Partei.

Genau. Da fehlt ein t an der richtigen Stelle.

Marketing claims don’t absolve you from doing your due diligence.

This is taking masochism to a new level. He can, of course, do what he wants. But my god this is a dumb idea.

Payments are very different. Any company is required to keep track of their finances, the tax authorities don’t fuck around. If you electronically pay for something and expect anonymity, you are not very, um, educated. If you feel like you need their paid plans, pay cash and only ever access it through TOR running Tails. I feel like that’s a reasonable level of opsec for most activists.

Payment data? Never.

Bad opsec. Of course Proton will comply with court orders. It’s your responsibility to not leave data they can hand over.

Sure thing, dude.

@WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world This is a joke about hanged v. hung. You’d use “hanged” when a person was subjected to hanging until dead. It’s “hung” for the past tense of “to hang”, e.g. “She hung a picture on the wall”. Plus, “hung” can also mean “having a large penis”, which apparently @finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world does not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Lyon_(criminal)

Lenovo has been offering laptops without Windows for quite some time. I bought one with FreeDOS because I wanted to run Linux over 10 years ago. Really nice that they do that for you now.

Fucking asshole. We really do need to change the way we run businesses. Mainly by removing all billionaires.

Nachbarn von mir haben ihren Thailandurlaub gerade umgebucht. Jetzt geht es stattdessen nach Ägypten.

Sunbathing is shit. The sun is not your friend. There is no safe tan.

Everybody has something to hide. You don’t publish all your mail, you have a door to your bathroom, or even doors in general. You have blinds on your windows. People need privacy, an area that can be hidden without reprimand and that each individual controls. If you say you have nothing to hide, you are wrong. If you give up your right to privacy, you leave yourself open to blackmail, wrongful accusations, random searches, in short a terrible life. It’d be like living in prison every day for the rest of your life.

Huh, interesting. I haven’t see that yet. I guess it was just a matter of time.

The fuck? In my mind Dropout is still this little niche thing that few people know or care about. Seeing it arrive in the mainstream feels crazy. I’ve always been a sucker for crossover stuff, so I guess I’ll gobble this straight up.

Nah, the text makes sense and is not a garbled Zalgo mess.