Erstaunlich wie die AFD immer auf dem letzten Platz bei mir landet 😂

You can also wash yourself outside the shower to freshen up. Saves water and is good for your skin.

I’m torn between “every sperm is sacred” and the biggus dickus scene. Both make me laugh uncontrollably every time.

Haben sie. Waren auch bei mir die Nummer 1, was mich dazu Veranlasst hat ihr Programm zu lesen. Da standen viele kluge Sachen drin. Bin nicht ganz d’accord mit ihrer Meinung zu Jagen und Angeln, aber es war trotzdem vertretbar aus meiner Sicht.

I started using mint a year ago and had no such issues. What hardware are you running out on?

Ich liege seit Sonntag flach mit einem grippalen Infekt aus der Kita. Ich fühle dieses meme

I think I heard it in a YouTube video. The specific example was a contested region between India and China. Depending on your location Google showed you different borders, each time according to the country’s official point of view

You’re right. No more braining!

In Germany, it is still “Golf von Mexiko”.

Edit: when you zoom in, it is the same as in Portugal.

IIRC Google shows different names and borders depending on the location you’re accessing it from. They just follow whatever the local government thinks is right.

Bonus:

I’m dying in a religious conflict

But when you respawn, wouldn’t you be in outer space, too?

David was a real one

Why are you wearing your dirty shoes inside?

Yeah, but it takes years of experience to be able to predict other people’s mistakes

They’re fighting the bird flu

Greenland used to be part of the EU

They mention god a lot huh

Why the coffee for dinner?