right but like, they were only broken up into episodes for streaming in the first place, they can make their ad breaks as long as they want

so fucking lame

I get that for broadcast, but for streaming it doesn’t make any sense, it’s not like ad breaks on streaming used to be the same length as on cable. on top of that, I wasn’t getting ads when watching this on Hulu

watching Wild Green Yonder with a friend, me watching the movie on my Plex, them watching the version broken into episodes on Hulu.

i pulled Hulu up to make sure i stayed synced, and the Hulu version quickly pulled ahead of mine.

well, just noticed the Family Guy Star Wars episode 6 episode is 44 minutes on Hulu and 53 minutes on my Plex.

I also want to hear about the snitching.

I’d heard most famously Seinfeld was sped up by 7% in syndication to sell more advertising space. I do it to my own videos sometimes just to shorten them for today’s attention span

I fucking love watching Sopranos with other people

imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats

make sure to remind him that Republican leadership has done nothing to stop him, and has facilitated his shitty policy changes every step of the way. just in case he thinks Trump is the only problem and plans on going back once he’s gone

ok then it was for matted hair.

was the shaving on the belly? means it might have already been fixed. if it has one ear tip missing, it’s definitely been fixed

local rescues and hardware stores usually have live traps for rental. you have to leave like a $75 refundable deposit but you get it back as long as you don’t break this trap.

also a lot of pet shops tend to have scanners available, you can call around to see if there’s one closer

it’s the least efficient method we currently have of storing electricity. and it’s only zero emission if you use a fuel cell

lol my friend was sober, she took the phone away and told me to go ahead and come over. the one who wanted to watch had passed out on the couch by then, so we went to the bedroom.

that’s really funny. I had an FWB (let’s say Katie) that I was still friends with but not sleeping with because she had started dating somebody. she’d recently broken up with him, and her closest girl friend got absolutely sloshed and called me from Katie’s phone asking if she could watch us fuck.

I got two comments in 40 minutes.

it’s a modified R7 ICBM.

why don’t they just copy-paste the soyuz?

please do not look at me without the express written consent of Major League Faces

“they told us to stop wearing masks because they needed to train their new ‘AI’ facial recognition on us.”

it definitely looks better than that Zachary Quinto circle jerk medical drama.