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Typically a good shiny crust is from steam and good surface tension on the shaped loaves. Usually if I’m baking something that needs a good crust, I’ll put a cast iron skillet on the rack beneath the bread, and preheat it with the oven. While the oven preheats, boil a cup of water. As soon as you load the bread, pour the boiling water into the hot skillet, then shut the door right away. Make sure you wear thick oven mitts so you don’t burn your arms with the steam!

Thanks! it’s basically just Peter Reinhardt’s recipe. It’s a straight dough with a poolish. Makes 3 baguettes or 6 demibaguettes (like the photo).

Poolish

96g bread flour

103g water

Pinch dry yeast

Ferment at room temp overnight.

Dough

454g bread flour

284g water

30g whole wheat flour

10.5g salt

3.75g dry yeast

Poolish

Slap & fold to develop (see Richard Bertinet’s videos on the topic. Really handy for wet doughs like this). It’ll firm up as you go, enough to where you can knead it the usual way. Bulk ferment at 75F for about two hours. Do three stretch-and-folds during the bulk. Dough should double in size.

Divide and preshape into bâtards or oblong rounds, rest 10-20 minutes, then shape into baguettes. Getting the shaping right is hard and also very important… you need lots of surface tension to hold a good crust.

Place onto a floured couche, add some flour on top, then cover with a wet tea towel or plastic wrap and refrigerate at 38F for 4-12 hours, the longer the better (but only if your fridge is cold enough!)

When they’re proved, score and bake on a stone at 450F for about 18 minutes. I usually preheat to 500, boil a cup of water, and leave a cast iron skillet on a rack below the baking stone. As soon as I load the bread, I pour boiling water into the skillet and then shut the door immediately. Adjust the temperature as needed.

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This is kind of subjective… what kind of loaf are you trying to make? There’s a million different viable scoring patterns depending on the shape. If you’re trying to make a traditional demibaguette you’d want to have maybe 3 diagonal cuts overlapping each other by about a third going down the loaf, but there’s really no hard and fast rules there.

They mean 30 degrees from horizonal, or compared to the cutting surface. You want to hold the lame parallel to the surface and then lift the edge that’s further from the loaf by about 30 degrees.

It also helps to start the cut with the corner of the lame. I personally got better ears by going in a second time to reinforce the same cuts.

Americans especially are trained from a young age to distrust anything that can’t be capitalized upon or used to generate profit. They can understand video games or TV shows, but don’t have the background in arts or literature to understand where the character designs or plot devices came from. Students looking to enter university are almost universally discouraged from entering the arts because it (probably) won’t make them any money as compared to a doctor or lawyer, and the social safety net and arts funding are so underpowered that it’s hard to blame anyone for taking a safer path.

Even with scientific research, something much more familiar to techies, there’s a distrust or disdain in the general public around research that isn’t immediately applicable to profit. Why do astronomy at all when you could be doing cancer research? Why do pure maths when you could be an engineer?

Honestly I think it’s just a natural result of living in a hypercapitalist society ruled by a caste of billionaires who are able to influence government policy more and more every year. They can’t profit from art or culture (except to use it as a money laundering device), so why should it exist at all? Better that we all are forced to work for them in order to pay our bills and get health insurance for our families. I think a lot of us have internalized this and feel like there’s no alternative. I hope there’s a backlash.