Everything is technically biodegradable given enough time. Except lead maybe

Nah, some good people are fucking ugly

Imagine judging a complete stranger, based on a throwaway comment, over the entirely subjective effects of drugs.

Hamburgers

Excellent game and it runs great on the deck. I’ve put in like 50 hours since getting mine a month ago.

The Lincoln bedroom is a guest room

Right, I’ll just conjure up a work visa for my bullshit job, sell my house and belongings, and leave my family and friends behind. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

“Woman with bipolar disorder suffers manic episode”

“roughly”

uses seven significant figures

*marry a local sex worker

I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle

Or both!

A lot of it is fear, too. Those people are raised to fear anything different.

oh fuck

That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.

This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

I felled so many trees for Iraqi wmd is.

Who are “they”? Your comment has more pronouns than a Tumblr thread

Holy shit