Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

I actually thought he was already dead…

Thanks for the explanation. Still looks freaky as hell with the too-many-fingered hands spawning from her irises. Gives me the creeps.

Wishing you a safe and quick recovery comrade, take care of yourself

They’re gonna make so much money selling the merch.

This explains that Onion article. Also the eyes freak me out.

Excellent copypasta

Not a doctor, got family with these issues though so I’ll share that experience:

Start by keeping a food diary with the stuff you eat and any immediate symptoms/feelings etc for like 2-4 weeks when you first start changing parts of your diet. The idea is to identify foods that cause problems, since everyone’s body is different and some recommendations won’t work for everyone. Some of the most obvious things to start whittling out of your diet are sugar, white flour, alcohol, caffeine, and tobacco. Don’t overeat; if you’re used to 3 meals a day, shrink the meal sizes and add healthy snacks in between. Try to keep snacks nearby at all times. Careful with fruit and anything fruit-derived as they have more sugar than you might realize. Whole grains and veggies, legumes, nuts and seeds are usually safe bets, but again it depends on the individual. It’s hard to find a good balance sometimes so use your diet diary as a starting point. Definitely consult your doctor before making any big changes. Hope this helps, and that you feel better comrade.

Bat!

I would say trust your gut on that, being ND can open us up to all kinds of gross NT behavior. Hope you have a better week comrade!

I am fully endorsing the no contact like the other commenter. Wtf. That’s going out of the way to be cruel. You deserve better than that.

Satisfactory, it’s been so relaxing.

Hopefully the lingering toxicity will leave like a fart in the wind, and you can find the peace to bake and move at your own pace.

That sucks, and I’m sorry that happened. I have a vegan muffin recipe that basically tastes like a cupcake because of the sugar content (these are not healthy) and if you leave out the chocolate chips it’s basically cake batter. The site has a ton of other dessert recipes too.

Here’s the recipe I’ve used.

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Zooming in made me chuckle

Your local grocery store if they have a flower department too!

Have you seen the donut shaped ones?

When I first made the change I was kinda amazed at the difference too lol

I immediately thought of Jethro Tull’s Aqualung