MT’s house rep up for re-election is Hot Garbage. I’m not optimistic but maybe we’ve got enough pissed off Montanans up here to bring the purple back.

In NC i took a few off before putting on another but MT has a permanent option for cars over 11 years old.

Maybe someday I’ll work somewhere with good PTO. currently 6 holidays, 2 pto weeks and 1 sick week.

What if we hit him with a car?

I still say this sometimes and hope that they actually get it 😂

No, it’s a toaster! (I was gonna link the brave little toaster but figured that was taking it a little too far past sarcasm lmao)

Got to be NC <3

I don’t think this will work in my yard. The ants are farming aphids already. Boiling water helped a little with the grass and some of their aphid farms but the ants remain vigilant.

You know, I’m really just waiting for the day voyager supports gif insertion.

Weelll are you gonna show us?? <3

My gf went to touch my phone bc kitty is ADORABLE and i cautioned her with… colorful language lmao

weenie 🥹

Keep an eye on that headgasket!

L M A O “policy demands”

You mean the part where we’re allowed to pee safely? Or where we aren’t fired/laid off from a job just for requesting people use the right pronouns? Ooh, or how about accessible healthcare? No? It’s the sportsball thing again right?

If you give me the tools, the time, and permission, I’ll fuckin’ handle it.

This is the coping mechanism for the people whose cats like to fuck with tp rolls. I can’t go back now

Blowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence?

Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao

You should check out the wake county register of deeds! They’re accessible online and they go allllll the way back.

I am SO DOWN. Let’s go. Let’s do it.

This SENT me.