Smooch him for me?

Look, I don’t have a dick, but fuck, man, 2 a day is 2 too many.

There is a discernable difference in the cut of pants, notably among the hips, that make this a non-option for some. Pockets shouldn’t come with the cost of looking like you’re wearing a sack of potatoes, lol.

Unrelated, but hey there Raleigh lol

“For chick pants to have dude pants pockets”

I’ve been trying to find a new keyboard for a while now but I find myself missing the gif menu. 😩 The second they add one to futo or heliboard I’m so down

Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

Me, without the title. Lol.

Is it french? (don’t come for me I can’t conjugate in french to save my fucking life 😂 but jouez looked…more pleasant to my eyeballs lol)

Deciduous legs?

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

😭😭😭😭i laughed you must tell your kitty I’m sorry and i love them

I concur with the dremel approach. Grind the shenanigans off and proceed as usual. Bonus spitepoints if you do antifa logo or something.

MY CAT SAYS HI!

I 🤸 FUCKING 🧘 LOVE 🏊 MY 🙆 PERSON-EMOJIS

I’m making do with pear launcher. Only thing I’m sad about off the top of my head is you can’t change the padding on widgets to fit whole screen.

I was a noodle ambassador, once upon a time.

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

A friend taught me how to gleek in 7th grade. I never stopped doing it lmao

Racoon-mom would have my head if I moved them!