waluigiblunts [he/him]

  • 0 Posts
  • 145 Comments
Joined 2 years ago
Cake day: August 21st, 2022
  • waluigiblunts [he/him]@hexbear.nettomemes@hexbear.net•Carbrain RageEnglish
    11·
    29 days ago

    bicycle: most proletarian mode of transportation, Maoist China approved, the poorest people in the world all ride bicycles

    car: literally created by the bourgeois industry, most people in the world can’t even afford one, environmentally destructive and selfish, considered “proletarian” by global north labor aristocrats eating the blood of brown children, car drivers always fantasizing about murdering others

  • waluigiblunts [he/him]@hexbear.nettomemes@hexbear.net•Carbrain RageEnglish
    13·
    29 days ago

    100 years ago, no mode of transportation dominated the roads. Pedestrians, trams, bicycles, cars, and animals all shared the road together. It’s only a recent development that all the roads in the country have become dominated by the products of the automotive industry. This is not going to last that much longer. The roads will eventually return to being shared between different modes of transportation, with no individual mode dominating the road.

    You are not entitled to the road because you purchased the deadly, inefficient, expensive, and environmentally destructive product of the automotive industry. You live in a city, and that means that people are going to get in your way, whether they’re in a car, on foot, or on a bike. You’re just going to have to live with that.

  • waluigiblunts [he/him]@hexbear.nettomemes@hexbear.net•Carbrain RageEnglish
    26·
    29 days ago

    is this satire

    idk this pulls out all the tropes, i genuinely can’t tell if this is satire or serious

    • laws of physics (I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE)
    • elite rich cyclists
    • get off the road
    • i paid tax money for this road
    • i hate the runners too

    In defense of the “elite rich bikers” who “spent $10k” (did they? or did they just spend $1k on an imitation) on sports gear (ignoring the real elite who spend $400k on gt3 rs to occasionally drive on sundays), when else are they going to bike if not at dawn? At rush hour? It’s not like they dont have jobs lol.

    Also why are the runners bourgeois? They’re literally just running. On their feet. Is that bourgeois now?

    I don’t know what path or what road you’re talking about, but that path is probably better without racers zooming around at 30mph. Plus, they paid taxes for that road too. Please don’t think that your gas tax comes anywhere close to covering the cost of the roads, the whole of society has to suffer to subsidize the car addiction of urban planners.