waluigiblunts [he/him]

Literally that meme about North Korean TIME PRISON, where 30 seconds feels like 50 YEARS

It’s a game engine and platform for user-created multiplayer games, targeted at children, with microtransactions.

Patrolling the Arctic and making sure Quebec doesn’t get uppity, mostly

(Theoretically the Canadian army is supposed to fight a war in the event of American occupation, but it hasn’t been equipped for that since the 1970s)

http://www.chinaview.cn/20240624/57611246ec584b3fb747e943f8c0b433/c.html

Iran’s parliament calls on gov’t to blacklist Canada’s army

TEHRAN, June 23 (Xinhua) – The Iranian parliament on Sunday put forward a motion requiring the country’s administration to designate the Canadian army a “terrorist” entity, the official news agency IRNA reported.

This is in retaliation to Canada designating the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps as a terrorist entity.

lol

President ChatGPT

Literally just taking a picture of your phone with another phone works lol

Accurate as fuck lmao 😭

There is literally nothing to be gained from nuclear holocaust. I think it is extremely unlikely that the US will launch nuclear first strikes in response to something so relatively trivial as losing global relevance. The USSR completely collapsed, and they didn’t set off any nukes either.

A conventional war (this is not necessarily a total war) does not automatically mean nuclear first strikes either. America does not respond to losing wars with nuclear first strikes. This is proven by historical example. They have been taking Ls left and right without setting off any nukes. The only time they have used nuclear weapons in an act of war was in Japan, and that was when they were winning.

While I think that war is possible as a last ditch attempt to stop a geopolitical dominance shift, it’s a huge leap to say that “immediate nuclear war” is incoming.

Why would it lead to immediate nuclear war? Are there any pieces from American/Russian think tanks advocating for the death of billions if nuclear fusion is achieved in a commercial setting that I’m not aware of?

why

paying more than my hourly wage every hour to park in front of my work because I love freedom

Why do all of these look like scam texts lol

lmao guess we’ll be seeing a lot less German cars in China once the retaliatory tariffs go through

It is now illegal to exist in public without exposing your face to the mass surveillance apparatus in NC

Please take your mask off for the security camera

Joe Biden’s harm reduction in action

That’s true, but being able to repair military equipment in a timely manner (by virtue of not having to transport things across several countries) is also quite important.

Fixing that hardware in-theater is a great plan!

I dont understand. Why is it a bad plan? How is it better to ship everything thousands of kilometers back to Germany every time something needs to get fixed?