CAN SUM1 TELL ME WHERE THIS DUDE GOT HIS BADAZZ JACKET AND HAT?? I HAVEN’T SEEN COOL SPIKES LIKE THAT SINCE BACK IN THE 80S WHEN I WAS LIVING THE RAIDER NATION LIFE AROOOO

IT LOOKS LIKE THE SPIKES WOULD HELP HIM STAY GRIPPY IF HE HAD TO CLIMB UP A WATERSPOUT LIKE HOW SPIDERS DO WITH THE HAIRS ON THEIR FEET. BARB TOLD ME SHE HATES MY FEET HAIR AND DOESNT CARE THAT ITS FOR MY HOBBIT COSPLAY

IF HOBBITS COULD CRANK THEIR HOGS AT STURGIS LIKE RIDERS OF ROHAN SOME OF THEM DAMN WELL WOULD BARB!!!

It sounds reasonable when ya clunk it out there, but inspires a foreboding in me as though you were going to overvoltage a CRT monitor somehow during the process

Always seems to be a tradeoff for the ability to do that. For most uses I find it does ya well enough to use a probe thermometer and water it back to your desired temperature

Emperor is clearly just handing you a breadstick. When you’re here, you’re family

I’m chronically ill and this post completely ruled. 👑

Congratulations!

YO MOMMA SO FAT, HER PHONE IS A HAM RADIO

JUST A JOKE BROTHER, HA HA HA ! I ADMIRE YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH AND SHE’S MAKING SO MANY INTERESTING FRIENDS ALL OVER THE WORLD. BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD WAS CB RADIO FOR GOOFING WITH TRUCKERS DOWN ON THE INTERSTATE.

TELL HER I SAID HI 👋

Reminds a lot of folks of the leadup to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of_Tonkin_incident

tyvm. Have some more ～(つˆ0ˆ)つ｡☆

Neon Genesis Evangelion is an anime from 1995 that defined some fundamentals of anime as a genre and helped a lot of folks through some shit over the years. Within its time and context, it gave some fresh takes on things like gender and autism which didn’t have much representation back then. It has smashy giant robots and family drama and aesthetic religion and some wild ass pretentious artsy strangeness.

The head desking meme lad is protagonist Shinji. You read him like a sonnet without knowing him, which is some bodhisattva shit. Anyway, Evangelion needs a sheaf of content warnings, but I gift you the cursed knowledge to do with as you will. 🧿

Sounds like clairvoyant metatextual insight on Neon Genesis Evangelion without having seen it. That’s pretty serious, hope you get through it safely

According to Snam, the leak was caused by “the imperfect internal seal of a worn component,” which it would replace “in the coming months.”

Such selfless stewardship!

It was actually the Orange County Young Republicans cosplaying with a vintage Wehrmacht Flak 88

grab a brush and put a little makeup

We are DEVO

You actually could solve this with correct placement of a piss disc…

Some alcohol still absorbs through the skin inside your mouth, tasting and spitting 50 wines at a quick pace through a day can get someone tipsy. Judging wines properly can also involve swallowing a tiny amount to feel the characteristics of it on the way down the throat.

now stack ‘em on that poptart borzoi

fuckin HAAAARD

Draining the Swamp so they can Milk the Snake 🤯