spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day ago"Enjoy your meal!" "You too! ... wait shit sorry"message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-square"Enjoy your meal!" "You too! ... wait shit sorry"spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agocan't find the other sockmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squarecan't find the other sockspicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square3linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agocan't drive car to get gas when you're out of gasplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down12
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squarecan't drive car to get gas when you're out of gasplus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square4linkfedilink
spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agogrocery store changed layout againmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squaregrocery store changed layout againspicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0linkfedilink
spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agocan't fit ice cube into narrow-necked water bottlemessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squarecan't fit ice cube into narrow-necked water bottlespicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square1linkfedilink
spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agooh hey, the sky is pretty! :)message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareoh hey, the sky is pretty! :)spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0linkfedilink
spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 4 days agostruggling with the sheets & blankets in bedmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squarestruggling with the sheets & blankets in bedspicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 days agoIt smells the same exiting as it did enteringmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareIt smells the same exiting as it did enteringDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 7 days agoAdministering the sniff testmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareAdministering the sniff testDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
murmurations@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 9 days agoYour left eye still hasn't stopped twitchingmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYour left eye still hasn't stopped twitchingmurmurations@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 9 days agoWithdrawing from society just a little moremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWithdrawing from society just a little moreDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 days agoGood news for once.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareGood news for once.jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 28 days agoOverbearing mother, but you don't fuss about it much, because you'll miss every minute of it when she's gonemessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down12
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareOverbearing mother, but you don't fuss about it much, because you'll miss every minute of it when she's goneDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoHaving a more detailed conversation with your pet than you do with the average humanmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareHaving a more detailed conversation with your pet than you do with the average humanDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoThe sensation of needing to shit is there, but the fecal is not forthcomingmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareThe sensation of needing to shit is there, but the fecal is not forthcomingDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoSomeone says, "It is what It is," but you silently suspect maybe it isn'tmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareSomeone says, "It is what It is," but you silently suspect maybe it isn'tDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoYou park in the empty end of the parking lot to avoid parking next to people, and when you return someone has parked next to youmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareYou park in the empty end of the parking lot to avoid parking next to people, and when you return someone has parked next to youDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoA brief verbal exchange that ended awkwardlymessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareA brief verbal exchange that ended awkwardlyDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-22 months agoWaiting until tomorrow to make that phone call you could have made last weekmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWaiting until tomorrow to make that phone call you could have made last weekDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-22 months agoYou touch a microfiber cloth and it catches on the skin of your hands in the most unpleasant waymessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareYou touch a microfiber cloth and it catches on the skin of your hands in the most unpleasant wayDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
