Many years ago I met a reputable audionaut that claimed to have the blueprints to a harmony vessel that was long considered forgotten. I paid him an unreasonable amount of credits to build me one to the spec of my choosing. I didn’t hear from him for almost 12 months, and I had nearly concluded that I had been fleeced. Then the device showed up at my doorstep. It was everything that was promised.

This is a true story.

There are a handful of considerations. Two that were important to me:

1. The instance host wasn’t likely to call it quits a few months in.
2. The instance host is hands off when it comes to user expression, with the exception of dangerous illegal activity and legitimate and serious cases of harassment.

All my homies hate vibe coders.

Siegfried! Roy! Siegfried! Roy!

Anon is victim of immaculate deception

I’m gonna need you to calm down.

I’m gonna need a quick taste to get a more accurate reading.

How much time do you have?

I like my women the same way I like my coffee…

Earthy.

*gasp of horror*

Are they maybe just a creep despite their autism?

Ah, to be 20 again.

Lol. My apology was earnest. So is my now telling you to get bent.

We all make mistakes, cousin.

I mean, I do honestly apologize for the offense.

That being said, I’m sure you’re aware that the way you construct the content of your posts is a bit unique, and could lead to some confusion for people that aren’t accustomed to your style.

Nevertheless, thank you for responding.

Well fuck, it really is happening isn’t it.

Are you an actual person, or a bot that is not marked accordingly?

There’s no way I want 15 friends.

V.V.V.V.V.

I usually opt for the #3 hand method if I’m quick enough, but inevitably it always ends similar to an upturned spoon under a faucet.