Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 months ago"I wish I was right all the time". 'Your wish is my command' the genie told the pessimist. message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down15
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-square"I wish I was right all the time". 'Your wish is my command' the genie told the pessimist. Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Андрей Быдло@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago'You'd be example for others, a hero, who survived to tell one's tale!'plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down14
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-square'You'd be example for others, a hero, who survived to tell one's tale!'plus-squareАндрей Быдло@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Spendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agoIntelligent aliens exist and have made contact.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down15
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareIntelligent aliens exist and have made contact.plus-squareSpendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square5fedilink
IRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoThe doctor told her that she had twins but I knew better.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down16
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareThe doctor told her that she had twins but I knew better.plus-squareIRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago"Put this in your mouth son, it will help with the fever"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down12
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-square"Put this in your mouth son, it will help with the fever"plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Spendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agoThe gods are all real and answer all of our prayers.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down13
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareThe gods are all real and answer all of our prayers.plus-squareSpendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
IRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI was tired so I ignored the crying on the baby monitor.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down19
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareI was tired so I ignored the crying on the baby monitor.plus-squareIRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square3fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoI woke up staring at the ceiling.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down15
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareI woke up staring at the ceiling.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoThey exited the wormhole with their small shuttle craft at the far side of the galaxy.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down112
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareThey exited the wormhole with their small shuttle craft at the far side of the galaxy.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilink
IRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI see food on the table, my wife must have realized who owns this houseplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down12
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareI see food on the table, my wife must have realized who owns this houseplus-squareIRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoI asked the tall well muscled man in a furry outfit and head gear to remove the costume.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down18
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareI asked the tall well muscled man in a furry outfit and head gear to remove the costume.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoThe people gathered and cheered for their elected new leader.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down18
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareThe people gathered and cheered for their elected new leader.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI went into my neighbor's house, it had been a while since they went outside to buy cat food.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down113
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareI went into my neighbor's house, it had been a while since they went outside to buy cat food.plus-squareIRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoHe loved the feeling of flying, of gliding and being as free as a bird.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down18
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareHe loved the feeling of flying, of gliding and being as free as a bird.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoHe kissed his son on the forehead for the last time and held him close.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down18
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareHe kissed his son on the forehead for the last time and held him close.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
IRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agoI've been drinking tap water recently to save money, it tasted a bit oddplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down110
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareI've been drinking tap water recently to save money, it tasted a bit oddplus-squareIRL cockroach@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square3fedilink
livus@kbin.social · edit-24 months agoMy new moisturiser was really working wonders for my skin.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down113
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareMy new moisturiser was really working wonders for my skin.plus-squarelivus@kbin.social · edit-24 months agomessage-square3fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoShe moved her panties to the side.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down110
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareShe moved her panties to the side.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agoA being with a human like face knocked on the exterior of the glass dome in front of us.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down19
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareA being with a human like face knocked on the exterior of the glass dome in front of us.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-24 months agoAs the day time light faded, I put on my special solar glasses to look at the eclipse.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareAs the day time light faded, I put on my special solar glasses to look at the eclipse.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square0fedilink