Bonus panel based on my own life: Guy gets home, unloads all the groceries that weren’t on the list, realizes he forgot to buy bread and milk.
Admiral Patrick
I’m surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.
Ask me anything.
Special skills include: Knowing all the “na na na nah nah nah na” parts of the Three’s Company theme.
I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•My, would you look at the timeEnglish
6·vor 4 TagenThat’s basically what goes through my head when someone compliments me on my punctuality.
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politics @lemmy.world•Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to AmericaEnglish
7·vor 4 TagenYou do realize who would appoint his replacement, right??
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•That sweet, smokey baritoneEnglish
18·vor 4 TagenThe only Tony Todd episode I occasionally skip is “The Visitor” but not because it’s bad. Just “too soon” from a losing my own father perspective.
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Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•A day in the life of a Threadiverse modEnglish
7·vor 4 TagenLol, I should have indicated I was speaking rhetorically but that’s pretty much all true and matches what I’ve seen from the people with that particular flavor of origin story.
The third aspect is you can’t actually ban anyone because they just spin up a new alt and start the same shit all over again.
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Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•A day in the life of a Threadiverse modEnglish
83·vor 4 TagenNot to my knowledge, but I’m also out of that loop since I’ve defedded YPTB’s entire instance because of shit like that.
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Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•A day in the life of a Threadiverse modEnglish
44·vor 4 Tagenlol, so true.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has anyone ever accepted an offer from one of those "we buy your house, no questions asked" companies? If so, what was your experience? [Answered]English
5·vor 11 TagenAlthough when I sold mine, we had people literally break our counter during a viewing

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has anyone ever accepted an offer from one of those "we buy your house, no questions asked" companies? If so, what was your experience? [Answered]English
5·vor 11 TagenI’m assuming your state based on the dubvee lol
lol, yeah.
I went through inspection and appraisal 5 years ago when I refinanced, so that’s all fine. But I would lose my insanely good mortgage (15 year at 2.2% APR) and have to start again with whatever current rates are though I could likely put down a very large down payment.
I wasn’t seriously considering the offer so much as wondering how legit it was in preparation to sit down and think about thinking about considering the offer lol. But the replies here have cleared up how predatory these offers are, so, yeah, it’s going in the trash with the rest of the similar offers.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has anyone ever accepted an offer from one of those "we buy your house, no questions asked" companies? If so, what was your experience? [Answered]English
5·vor 11 TagenNothing wrong with a realtor, but I’d have to have somewhere to move to while it’s on the market which could be any length of time. I only skimmed the offer, but it mentioned something about transition period for moving, etc.
I was mostly hoping this would let me short-circuit the usual process of selling and moving, letting me get the money for it, and find somewhere temporary while I look for something permanent.
Other than just wanting out of this awful state, I really don’t want to move/sell. I’d worry about finding another job later as I work remotely now but am expected to go in on occasionally so couldn’t work from another state for too long.
But as the replies have made clear, this entire industry is more of a scam than I assumed it already was, so I’m just gonna keep buying lotto tickets and hoping for the best.
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgOPto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has anyone ever accepted an offer from one of those "we buy your house, no questions asked" companies? If so, what was your experience? [Answered]English
4·vor 11 TagenThat makes sense, and is most likely what the offer is. House isn’t a slum, and I’m not facing foreclosure, so I guess they think they can make a profit on it.
I wasn’t seriously considering it, but I was at least looking into it because, yeah, I want out of here.
I’d have to look, but I’m going with ignorance of its toxicity like with other things such as radium being used frivolously .
We painted our kids’ rooms with it, painted pencils yellow with it, used it for water lines, put it in gasoline where we then breathed the leaded fumes for decades, and more.
As for finally getting around to replacing lead water lines, well, infrastructure isn’t sexy and no one wants to pay for it.
The toxic material/element lead (Pb). A lot of old water mains and service lines were made out of lead or had lead in them which leaches into the drinking water.
I don’t really understand what’s going on in the above picture, but maybe they’re changing old pipes for new ones?
Possibly replacing old, lead pipes. They’re doing a lot of that in my area because of federal funding from a couple years ago.
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politics @lemmy.world•Amy Coney Barrett Unraveled the Case Against Birthright Citizenship With One QuestionEnglish
56·vor 17 TagenWednesday’s Supreme Court arguments over birthright citizenship went very poorly for Donald Trump.
The phrase “went very poorly for Donald Trump” can pretty much universally be translated as “Went well for literally everyone else”.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do I block a community I was banned from?English
19·vor 18 TagenThe default UI makes it clunky, but I think you can go to you profile settings (https://lemmy.world/settings) and on the “Blocks” tab search for the community and add it to your blocks.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is the mod tools on Lemmy really as barren as they look?English
3·vor 18 TagenAh, nice. I recommend that one to OP then since it’s 1st party and not an alpha version haha.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is the mod tools on Lemmy really as barren as they look?English
8·vor 18 TagenNot sure if sh.itjust.works offers Tesseract as a UI option, but you can direct ban/unban users and bulk-mod comments among other improvements to mod tooling and report actions.
If not, then I’d normally point you to the unlocked hosted instance (https://tesseract.dubvee.org/) but the VPS provider it uses is having issues right now, and my 3 hour old ticket has not yet been acknowledged.
Edit: Oh, they answered my ticket and I was able to start it back up, so the hosted instance should be working if you’d want to try it.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's funny the only adaptation or derivative of LOTR that I'm aware of that keeps Tom Bombadil is the outrageous parody Bored of the Rings where he's a drug-tripping hippie named Tim BenzedrineEnglish
2·vor 18 TagenBombadil was referred to as “The Hermit” before they revealed his identity when GrandElf (aka Gandalf née The Stranger) crosses paths with him.
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