• Blackout@kbin.run
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      2 months ago

      This one is great cause everyone’s face would light up as you bring in the pizza box. Their glossy eyes fixed upon the revealing of the most perfect food. Suddenly all their smiles turn to tears and frowns as they see you ruined it with the anchovies. Sadness and the stench of nasty fish now fill the room.

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        Good, I’m very territorial about my food. Want a bite? Get your own.