• elvith
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    1 month ago

    but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.

    Yes, officer. It’s the second victim that died from a Dr. Pepper can randomly falling on their head today. As the two other ones yesterday and the two the day before yesterday…

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      1 month ago

      You need to think more like a stand user. Your lungs are now filled with 「Dr. Pepper」

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        I was thinking of summoning a can inside the head, heart, or throat from across the entire country, but I like the idea of a mystery Dr. Pepper drowning.