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minus-squarejollinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoHere’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.
minus-squareboatsnhos615@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoMaster, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!
Here’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.
Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!