Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I bought a new garden hose

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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

And I used gift cards I received for Christmas to buy it.

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“Sir, your best option for this task is a 12mm garden hose, which happens to be the only type of hose you have sir.”

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