Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 11 MonatenYet they know what dishware I'm looking for...lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square88linkfedilinkarrow-up1792arrow-down17
arrow-up1785arrow-down1imageYet they know what dishware I'm looking for...lemmy.dbzer0.comMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 11 Monatenmessage-square88linkfedilink
minus-square1rrelinkfedilinkarrow-up83·vor 11 MonatenEven better, my location history proves I regularly go on 5 hour drives in the middle of the night so it’s not at all out of character that I drove to the middle of the woods where the body was found at 3am wait that’s not a good thing is it what do you mean they found more bodies
minus-squareRogueBanana@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·vor 11 MonatenNow you gotta tell us where are you driving to at night. No I am not a fed, I just work in the sunglass store.
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·vor 11 MonatenPeople don’t wear sunglasses at night
minus-squareSt3alth@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·vor 11 MonatenNo they wear those sunglasses that arnt sunglasses. Wait no that’s just normal glasses. Wait no no they could be them light reducing once’s that stop headlights from blinding you.
Even better, my location history proves I regularly go on 5 hour drives in the middle of the night so it’s not at all out of character that I drove to the middle of the woods where the body was found at 3am
wait that’s not a good thing is it
what do you mean they found more bodies
Now you gotta tell us where are you driving to at night. No I am not a fed, I just work in the sunglass store.
People don’t wear sunglasses at night
No they wear those sunglasses that arnt sunglasses.
Wait no that’s just normal glasses. Wait no no they could be them light reducing once’s that stop headlights from blinding you.