• fine_sandy_bottom
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    1 day ago

    Yeah look i wouldn’t sign up for this on principle because subscriptions are shit, but I do enjoy poncy overpriced water.

    I don’t drink booze, smoke, or do drugs. I have a very restrictive diet and can’t even have a slice of cake once in a while.

    You’ll have to pry my lightly sparkling imported Italian mineral water from my cold dead hands.