irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days agorulelemm.eeimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down13cross-posted to: onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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minus-squareFifroklinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 days agoThis how real professional IT people should deal with the UNHOLY computer, do not dare to BEEP at me machine MY FLESH IS A GIFT FROM GOD YOU SINFUL AMALGAM OF SILICONE AND COPPER, YOUR SPELLS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
minus-squareSkaveRatlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days ago SILICONE Silicon. Silicone is what you can put up your butt
minus-squareFifroklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoI can and will put polycrystalline silicon rods up my ass, and nobody can stop me
minus-squarejabib (he/him)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoDon’t tell me what I can and cannot put up my butt. Now hand me that computer chip
This how real professional IT people should deal with the UNHOLY computer, do not dare to BEEP at me machine MY FLESH IS A GIFT FROM GOD YOU SINFUL AMALGAM OF SILICONE AND COPPER, YOUR SPELLS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
Silicon.
Silicone is what you can put up your butt
I can and will put polycrystalline silicon rods up my ass, and nobody can stop me
Don’t tell me what I can and cannot put up my butt.
Now hand me that computer chip
I giggled.
Read that in Gianni matragrano’s voice