• Swedneck
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    10 months ago

    i’m gonna start calling my tiny e-scooter “The Beast” and paint it bright pink.

    • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      See, calling a little scooter beast is cute and fun, because you’re having fun. Calling a metal monstrosity beast, is not done in fun. The person just screams massive douche.