Potentially weird question: if you had to assign a #dnd alignment to the fear of spiders, what would you give it?
Just to clarify, I’m asking you to assign an alignment to the idea of creepy spiders in the abstract. I personally lean towards neutral because I don’t find spiders scary until they are touching me, and I can’t find jumping spiders scary at all. But I want to find out what other people think.
“Alignment” as in “lawful good” or “chaotic evil”?
I’d say “neutral evil” because the Drow are traditionally “neutral evil” and they tremble under the tyranny of the spider queen, Lolth.
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Just to clear, I’m asking you to assign an alignment to finding a spider under your toilet seat, or getting a cobweb in your face while walking down your hallway, or that one nightmare where you get cocooned and eaten by a spider