• SlopppyEngineer
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    1 year ago

    “Why is the engagement on my posts so low?”

    “Well your Excellency, the great and powerful Musk, the users have blocked you.”

    “They can’t do that. How else will they bask in my magnificence?”

    “We tried ignoring the block and showing your posts anyway, but we had to reverse that decision unfortunately.”

    “I have it! Remove blocking completely for everyone!”

    “You are most wise. It shall be done, your Excellency.”