Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American.

Edit: for the ones downvoting me so eloquently:

Country/RegionLocal Term;English Term Used Locally

Argentina; fútbol; football

Australia; football; football

Austria; Fußball; football

Belgium;voetbal/football;football

Brazil;futebol;football

Canada;soccer;soccer

China;足球 (zúqiú);football

Denmark;fodbold;football

Egypt;كرة القدم (kora);football

Finland;jalkapallo;football

France;football;football

Germany;Fußball;football

India;football;football

Ireland;football;football

Italy;calcio;football

Japan;サッカー (sakkā);soccer

Mexico;fútbol;football

Netherlands;voetbal;football

New Zealand;football;football

Nigeria;football;football

Norway;fotball;football

Russia;футбол (futbol);football

South Africa;football;football

South Korea;축구 (chukgu);football

Spain;fútbol;football

Sweden;fotboll;football

Switzerland;Fußball/Fussball;football

United Kingdom;football;football

USA;soccer;soccer