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minus-squareColeSlothlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·9 months agoThat’s why I carry a pocket knife. I don’t stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.
minus-squareDarkenfolk@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoWe need more upstanding citizens like you in this world. It’s so embarrassing if you threaten someone at knife point, did the whole “your wallet or your life” spiel and then figure out that you actually don’t have your knife with you.
That’s why I carry a pocket knife. I don’t stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.
We need more upstanding citizens like you in this world.
It’s so embarrassing if you threaten someone at knife point, did the whole “your wallet or your life” spiel and then figure out that you actually don’t have your knife with you.