• jmcs
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    8 months ago

    And if you get caught put your best puppy face and say you’re terribly sorry, don’t try to play the jury for idiots or give the prosecutors the chance to implicate your entire family.

    He could have gotten away with a proverbial slap in the wrist for the scale of the theft but he couldn’t resist gambling everything on a trial.