• Eufalconimorph
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    1 year ago

    Mostly joking, but Farenheit is % hot outside.

    0°F is 0% hot. Jacket, pants, boots, scarf, etc.

    30°F is 30% hot. Shorts, but with boots & an unzipped jacket.

    60°F is 60% hot. Shorts, short sleeves, & sandals.

    80°F is 80% hot. AC recommended.

    100°F is 100% hot. AC or you’ll melt.

    120°F is Phoenix, Arizona, a city which should not exist and a temperature which should not exist.