Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoI feel so old.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1734arrow-down120
arrow-up1714arrow-down1imageI feel so old.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squareEmperorHenrylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoI’ve REKT every toilet I’ve ever taken a dump in…at least since I started my high fiber diet.
minus-squareshit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-28 months agoI’ve RIZZED every skibidi toilet I’ve ever taken a mew on…at least since I started jelqing
minus-squareshit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agograbbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can
minus-squareshit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoit’s what all the kids are into now
I’ve REKT every toilet I’ve ever taken a dump in…at least since I started my high fiber diet.
I’ve RIZZED every skibidi toilet I’ve ever taken a mew on…at least since I started jelqing
I don’t know what jelqing is
grabbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can
ouch
it’s what all the kids are into now