Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months agoI feel so old.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1734arrow-down120
arrow-up1714arrow-down1imageI feel so old.lemmy.worldFlying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-square@EmperorHenrylink2•1 month agoI’ve REKT every toilet I’ve ever taken a dump in…at least since I started my high fiber diet.
minus-square@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-21 month agoI’ve RIZZED every skibidi toilet I’ve ever taken a mew on…at least since I started jelqing
minus-square@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agograbbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can
minus-square@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoit’s what all the kids are into now
I’ve REKT every toilet I’ve ever taken a dump in…at least since I started my high fiber diet.
I’ve RIZZED every skibidi toilet I’ve ever taken a mew on…at least since I started jelqing
I don’t know what jelqing is
grabbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can
ouch
it’s what all the kids are into now