• Knedliky
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    Step 1: politicians must pay for their own legal troubles

    Step 2: “The Association of Totally Real Concerned Citizens” starts filing lawsuits across the country

    Step 3: any non-billionaire elected to a political office is bankrupted within a year

    Step 4: surprised yellow rodent face

    (Bonus step 5: JB Pritzker becomes president and solves world hunger with deep dish pizza)

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      I think it makes sense to protect members of the party who can’t afford it but the biden family has more than enough to cover their own shit, they can cover the legal fees and the dnc can spend it on winning over voters