MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agoTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.www.google.comexternal-linkmessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1187arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1187arrow-down1external-linkTech CEO of profit-margin optimisation company falls to death attempting to make a grand entrance at an event, in front of all his employees.www.google.comMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square85fedilinkfile-text
profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend RIP bozo
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·10 months agoThe lib I made up in my head to argue with; “You can’t just mock people for dying in stupid ways you have to remember the human” Me “Lol his vast unearned wealth literally sent him plummeting in to the earth where he was crushed by his own arrogance an vaniglory looooooooooool”
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoNoo you can’t just laugh and make fun of someone for flying too close to the sun and melting their wax wings, remember the human!
The lib I made up in my head to argue with; “You can’t just mock people for dying in stupid ways you have to remember the human”
Me “Lol his vast unearned wealth literally sent him plummeting in to the earth where he was crushed by his own arrogance an vaniglory looooooooooool”
Noo you can’t just laugh and make fun of someone for flying too close to the sun and melting their wax wings, remember the human!