The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 年前We happy? Yeah, we happy.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square104linkfedilinkarrow-up1967arrow-down116
arrow-up1951arrow-down1imageWe happy? Yeah, we happy.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 年前message-square104linkfedilink
minus-squareHopingForBetter@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down2·2 年前Step 1. Invent microplastics. Step 2. Have people ingest microplastics into their bodies. Step 3. Evolve plastic-eating mushrooms. Step 4. ??? Step 5. The Last of Us IRL
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 年前Those two dudes in the fenced off city led pretty great lives in The Last of Us. Everyone else suffered terribly though.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前That needs to be step 3 at the latest, otherwise you won’t be prepared in time for step 5.
Step 1. Invent microplastics.
Step 2. Have people ingest microplastics into their bodies.
Step 3. Evolve plastic-eating mushrooms.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. The Last of Us IRL
Those two dudes in the fenced off city led pretty great lives in The Last of Us. Everyone else suffered terribly though.
Step 6: Become a closeted prepper
That needs to be step 3 at the latest, otherwise you won’t be prepared in time for step 5.
also closeted gays, I guess?