this isn’t a bit, I knew this guy at summer camp whose dads are local real estate guys in chicago. big enough in the democratic party that one of them held a spot in the illinois state senate through being appointed to it by Lori Lightfoot due to a vacancy or smth. on the 2008 campaign trail they hosted a democratic party fundraiser that obama spoke at and the lil’ guy somehow walked up right behind obama either during the socialite gathering bit or mid-speech (don’t remember exactly) and slapped him on the ass.
cool dude, we were really close for about 8 years, managed to be enough of a pain in the ass to his property-tyrant parents that he got sent up to a troubled teens front retreat one summer and I never heard from him again.
I only remembered this because I was wondering if there was anything interesting enough that I know for me to call into the trueanon tip line
I whacked Bill Clinton when I was like ten, but it was on his chest instead of his ass.
this is why we need to get our babies into strength training. children are the only people that presidents will allow within striking distance. a one-inch punch directly in the throat from a powerful toddler could send joe biden to the hospital.
I’d imagine one from even a particularly weak toddler at this point would probably do the same
I whipped Lyndon Johnson when I was 41
(we have the seed of a new form of Cluedo here)
you should do it again, for old times sake