Post taken from Reddit, made by u/love61x57rh whose account is suspended so I can’t link to it.

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>trying to teach a girl how D&D works

>makes half-orc rogue

>I’m loving the concept

>first fight starts

>Okay, DM. I spray the enemy with water!

>What? You can’t do that.

>Why not? Aren’t I half orca?