PugJesus@kbin.social to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world · 11 months agoFood in the US militarymedia.kbin.socialimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1354arrow-down126
arrow-up1328arrow-down1imageFood in the US militarymedia.kbin.socialPugJesus@kbin.social to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down2·11 months agoIt’s just a sausage, just a big, wet, saliva-soaked piece of meat, nothing to see here
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 months agoThere are certain things, like bananas, and sausages, that you can’t really eat without… implications…
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down2·11 months agoUnless you’re civilized and used these mysterious things called utensiles then you just get labeled a snobby prick instead of slobbering on a prick.
minus-squareM0oP0o@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·11 months agoOnly a monster would eat a banana with a fork and knife.
minus-squareartifice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down18·11 months agoAh yes, a civilized gentile consumes the finest of banana’s with only the finest of cutlery.
minus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoBring the sausage to your mouth, don’t bring your mouth to the sausage
It’s just a sausage, just a big, wet, saliva-soaked piece of meat, nothing to see here
Is that not how y’all eat sausage?
There are certain things, like bananas, and sausages, that you can’t really eat without… implications…
Unless you’re civilized and used these mysterious things called utensiles then you just get labeled a snobby prick instead of slobbering on a prick.
Only a monster would eat a banana with a fork and knife.
Ah yes, a civilized gentile consumes the finest of banana’s with only the finest of cutlery.
Bring the sausage to your mouth, don’t bring your mouth to the sausage