• RBG
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    9 months ago

    Those dang poor lizard babies.

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      9 months ago

      On the other hand, would you want a mother as crazy as Janeway? She’d probably put you in the pattern buffer to punish you.

      It’s the key to parenting. She learned it from O’Brien.

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Counterpoint:

        Anyone else puts you in the pattern buffer, she singlehandedly takes over their galaxy and begins mass execution until you’re safe.

        Woman made a clown piss himself for daring touch what’s hers.

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            9 months ago

            If Conan O’Brien was on DS9, who would Jordan Schlansky play? I’d guess a Vorta.