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Azuth@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon learns what kind of person he is

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Anon learns what kind of person he is

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Azuth@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    I think Anon is selling himself short. Basically, the coworker who gave the lighter would have thought, ”Man, Anon might appreciate this lighter” and kept it around until he had a chance to give it to Anon. At least that’s what I think. Anon is definitely not an NPC.

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      Just think, maybe all the “Collect X for Y” npcs in games had hopes, goals and dreams as well! Did you even ask them?

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        No such dialogue option popped up.

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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          “Why don’t you ever ask me how my day was?”, my wife asked angrily.

          No such dialogue option popped up.

          I’ll see myself out.

      • weeeeum@lemmy.world
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        It always makes me kind of sad when people compare themselves to an NPC. NPCs are literally based on real people? You’re ashamed for being real? Lol

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      It depends what Anon does for the player. NPCs are grubby little shits, always wanting something, but always eventually paying out. If Anon is a virgin, then the price might have already been paid.

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    Anon should team up with the sharpener collector.

    • NotMelon@lemmy.world
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      And parfume collector

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        Who?

        • NotMelon@lemmy.world
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          Parfume collector someone who collects parfumes

          • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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            That’s parfection

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    Ops coworker completed a side quest

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      He hasn’t, there are still 99 left to complete that quest.

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    We need to find out this guy’s coworker’s name, because he’s the main character

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