• goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, Florida

    Holy shit. I’ve figured it out. I’ve cracked the master plan.

    “Um, excuse me, stolen classified documents piled high to the rafters in my bathroom? I believe that’s the New York attorney general’s bathroom, athankyouverymuch. Case dismissed!”

    This makes the fairly generous assumption that the man is capable of planning, but whatever.

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Genius play by Master Trump.

      “Officer, there’s no way I shot that man. Because my gun is currently in the evidence room. Also check fucking mate. (Drops mic, dabs, makes out with the hottest cop and wheelies out)”