Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 9 months agoIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1953arrow-down128
arrow-up1925arrow-down1imageIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareneidu2@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down12·9 months agoTo be fair, Jesus didn’t set any conditions. It was his dad being a dick as usual.
minus-squareNounsAndWords@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down3·9 months agoTo be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
minus-squareowen@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·edit-29 months agoJesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.” Me: “Huh?” Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months ago“Why have I forsaken me??”
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoWhy have you forsaken him?
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·9 months agoIsn’t Jesus his dad? And also the holy ghost at the same time? Sounds like deflecting.
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·9 months agoDepends on your view. Some say he is, some say he’s different, some say they’re a paradoxical entity that both is and isn’t.
To be fair, Jesus didn’t set any conditions. It was his dad being a dick as usual.
To be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
Jesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.”
Me: “Huh?”
Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
“Why have I forsaken me??”
Why have you forsaken him?
Isn’t Jesus his dad? And also the holy ghost at the same time?
Sounds like deflecting.
Depends on your view.
Some say he is, some say he’s different, some say they’re a paradoxical entity that both is and isn’t.
Trying to save the face of Jesus?