I can get away with wearing mens tops and shoes, but my hips are too fabulous for mens pants to look good on me. So I gotta settle for women’s pants.
So I’m currently doing field work for Ecology so I need to get PRACTICAL WORK PANTS WITH LOTS OF POCKETS.
Meanwhile women’s clothing shops are like “UwU, work clothes for women? You mean these business pants with no pockets?” There are no other kinds of workwear for women IN THE WORKWEAR SECTION.
No motherfucker I mean cargo pants with all the pockets and belt loops. I’m going out in the bush. I need pockets for extra batteries and I need belt loops to hook a satellite GPS to. Fuck.
Look at this sexist bullshit. Here is the women’s workwear section:
Here is the men’s workwear section, same store:
Apparently all women work in offices and all men work physical labour jobs and fuck you if you deviate from your assigned role in life.
FUCK GENDER ROLES AAAAA IT’S 2024 AND THEY’RE STILL DOING THE FUCKING NO POCKETS THING 
EDIT: Thank you comrades for all the suggestions on where to shop. 
So this is going to sound strange but I really enjoy overalls. There is something about them that makes my hands go all flappy. You sound like you need something with utility in it. Some of the best overalls are made for workers and have a shit ton of pockets, loops, and even drop seats so you don’t have to undo the bib and have your stuff fall out!
Hell yeah I like overalls too. I might go with that. Thanks.
The video on that sales page is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day.
It is a fun one! Its why its always in my head ready to link when I think of work related overalls.