• KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    in 2022, officials said Brannon, of San Juan Capistrano, placed calls to the governments of China and Russia hoping to offer himself as a “mole” providing US intelligence.

    I think this is actually funny. Like what is he going to tell them? About all the pushups he does?

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      7 months ago

      How to prepare a crayon sandwich with animal crackers and a drink. The Marine combo meal.

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      7 months ago

      I think that, in his mind, he’s becoming a hero. He’s going to save the US from itself.

      Dude definitely needed psychological help a long time ago.