George SantosĀ is throwing in the towel on his attempt to get re-elected back to Congress, after raising a devastating zero dollars and zero cents in the first quarter of 2024.
The serial fabulist got caught telling so many exaggerations, misrepresentations, and flat-out lies thatĀ my attempt in January 2023Ā to chronicle them barely lasted a day before it was outdated. He was finallyĀ expelledĀ from Congress in December 2023 after a damning Ethics Committee report and one of his fellow Republican congressmen accused Santos ofĀ defraudingĀ him ā and even hisĀ mother.
AĀ special electionĀ in February for Santosā replacement in NY-3 was won by DemocratĀ Tom Suozzi, but Santos couldnāt stay out of the spotlight,Ā crashingĀ the State of the Union address in March, insisting on taking advantage of the floor privileges afforded to former members of Congress, although he was not allowed toĀ take up a prime seat.
Iāll be backā¦
When the wind howls and you suddenly grow anxious about wind damage - Iāll be back to sell you fraudulent insurance.
When you feel a chill run down your spine walking by a dark alley - Iāll be back to call out in a hoarse voice āDiscount Rolexes, Genuine, Guaranteedā
When a pet dies and you find yourself wallowing in grief - Iāll be back to sell you a memorial service and then run off with the money.
Iāll never cease my vigil - when there is fraud, when there is grift, when there is no justiceā¦ Iāll be back.
ā¦ but like not to prevent it, Imma get paid bitches.