I think he’s bluffing about the daughter story being a plant. Would that not be the easiest thing to prove ever? If it was true, Drake would’ve been resting easy knowing Kendrick was gonna pounce on Family Matters with the daughter story, dropped some receipts showing that he was behind the story in the first place, and just sat back like

It’s so OVOver for the Drizzler LMAO

Drake accused Kendrick of beating his fiance and his manager cucking him

Kendrick doesn’t even dignify that with a response, simply says he’s predictable and will insult his family. Calls Drake a pedophile

Drake responds by saying “If I was a pedophile I would’ve been arrested,” among many other desperate defenses. Bro keeps saying Kendrick beats his wife and got cucked but won’t provide any receipts. He claims the daughter story was cooked up by him, but he doesn’t show any text messages or calls between his double agent and Kendrick’s crew lol. His only evidence is Kendrick’s manager commenting an emoji on his fiance’s pics.

jokes on you I pretended to be a rapist

Drake has middle school locker room rap battle energy

literally the ‘jokes on you I was only pretending’ defense lol

i’ve been about as sympathetic to drake in this as someone who thinks drake is mostly incredibly corny can be, but pretty damning which i missed because i dont catalogue all of kendrick’s trauma/only listened to his latest record two times probably, from genius:

Drake references “Mother I Sober” by Kendrick Lamar, the 17th track of Lamar’s 2022 release Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers where he delves into his sexual traumas:

Family ties, they accused my cousin, “Did he touch you, Kendrick?” Never lied, but no one believed me when I said “He didn’t”

As that quote implies, it should be noted that Kendrick makes it explicitly clear in the song that he wasn’t molested. . . . Drake also inadvertently proves Kendrick right with this line. In his April 2024 track “euphoria,” Kendrick predicted that that Drake would resort to lies built on the subject matter in Lamar’s 2022 release:

I calculate you’re not as calculated, I can even predict your angle Fabricatin’ stories on the family front ‘cause you heard 'Mr. Morale’

kendrick predicted (or does in fact have a leak that had access to drake’s chambered bars) the best part of drake’s rebuttal. he literally pre-cooked him lol.

I’m too famous to be a paedophile

kendrick?

Pictured: Drake in the bunker as the next diss track and the receipts close in on his position

Listened to it, but Not Like Us remains stuck in my head. I don’t think this is it.

i’m not sure there’s a possible way to combat these sorts of allegations; obviously pointing out that drake’s “too famous” could barely be considered exculpatory – framing the issue as projection from kendrick and refocusing on kendrick’s absenteeism is as good a swing as any.

I’m not sure if this was the absolute worst response possible, but it’s gotta be up there, right?

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