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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 年前

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    I’ve never seen this variation and I like it a lot.

  • kaupas24@kbin.social
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    @fossilesque id just swap the vim commands :xq and :q! and watch the world burn

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      :q! Is the only vim command I know pls don’t do this to me. :,)

      • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world
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        I think there’s a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that…

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          deleted by creator

          • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world
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            No, this is the song

            https://youtu.be/48vpBGFpFAM?si=WIhz82yHvs9O-v6M

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              • variants@possumpat.io
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                I prefer the William hung cover

    • businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      fun unsolicited vim fact: just :x works as save and quit

      • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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        Not to be confused with :X, which is to encrypt the file.

        • Derpgon@programming.dev
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          I see, “X” as in “encrypt”, got it. Easy to remember, and not confusing at all. I love Vím!

          • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Its for XEncrypt so it posts to twitter after encrypting

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    unrelated but did you just dump 15+ memes at once or is it wonky federation issues

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      It’s federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them. I tend to post them over a span of an hour or so. Remember we are tiny, trying to weave us a bit more.

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    Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.

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    Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.

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    Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.

    • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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      As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).

      • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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        But surely with a higher mass, they’ll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable, with a new lower mass and that particle having another name.

  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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    I wish everyone was addicted to crack

    • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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      That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez

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        I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice

        You just need to work around da rulez

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        Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.

        Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.

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    And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules

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    More of this, holy shit

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      Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch

      noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!

      Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.

      LOL here you go. Want me to teleport you to the event horizon for testing?

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    I don’t feel very positive about this idea.

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    @fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can’t directly reply to your comment, but :xq is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      I :q! then nano lmao

    • Hule@lemmy.world
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      ZZ rules!

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    at risks

    We need better AI to write this stuff.

    • skye@lemmy.world
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      so now someone that’s (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?

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        Non native speakers usually write better than native speakers.

        • Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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          As a long time teacher of ESL back in the day, I’d say that depends heavily on the native language.

          European languages generally do well

          Asian languages generally struggle

          Middle Eastern languages, well, things don’t translate well on paper

          Conversely, I found the middle Eastern students to have excellent speaking abilities.

          The difference in how the mind processes speaking vs writing was truly fascinating to me.

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    deleted by creator

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      Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid

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      It’s a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.

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      YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS NOT CANON???!

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