• RBG
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    6 months ago

    The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, Jonas?

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      6 months ago

      The tortoise is just trying to get a tan. Who am I to mess with its chill beach vibes?

      Guess I’ll just add ‘flipping over every turtle in distress’ to my to-do list