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  • Architeuthis@awful.systemsEnglish
    26·
    5 months ago

    Honestly, the evident plethora of poor programming practices is the least notable thing about all this; using roided autocomplete to cut corners was never going to be a well calculated decision, it’s always the cherry on top of a shit-cake.

    • ebu@awful.systemsEnglish
      22·
      5 months ago

      the upside: we can now watch “disruptive startups” go through the aquire funding -> slapdash development -> catastrophic failure -> postmortem cycle at breakneck speeds

    • swlabr@awful.systemsEnglish
      12·
      5 months ago

      roided autocomplete

      My autocomplete:

      • written in an hour on a whiteboard for a job interview
      • uses only the finest words, hand-selected by unix
      • speed and size efficient

      Roided autocomplete:

      • years of development, billions of dollars of investment
      • hallucinates constantly
      • projected to use all computing capacity at current rates