(hits you over the head with an expertly wielded M3)

originally nicked from an old Inquirer article i think, no longer live!

this URL is the PDF of the NVCA-Pitchbook Venture Capital Monitor for Q1 2025

the Q3 2024 report was comedy gold, using word mangling to present bad news as okay news

i expect this one to be more of the same

realy, who doesn’t want to fuck Clippy

(looks around nervously)

We don’t even have self driving cars outside of a very small, very expensive demo in SF

at 1.5 totally-not-drivers per car, we don’t have them there eithe

Donald Trump, so yeah

I’m not really an accelerationist, but I’ll make an exception for this

christ. can’t he go back to disco, he was good at that

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you saw nothing

(ty)

I understand this post is technically illegal in the US

this user is far too informed and knowledgeable to lower himself to educating us peons, and has been guided elsewhere

holy shit

Maxine Waters hates crypto bullshit with the fire of a thousand suns, she’s not in power any more but she can help jam this up

when you say “made it”, i think FUCKING ROOSE

that’s CFAR cult jargon right?

apparently a complete archive of scott siskind’s old livejournal. found on the EA forum no less. https://archive.fo/fCFQx

the user who cannot read has been guided to go not read elsewhere

it’s all fallout from the tariffs yeah

still holds - it’s still a bunch that needs a label and that’s the label

even as TREACLES was right there

(i asked emile, they said it was TESCREAL is very searchable. i mean fine)